from the SMALL mind of jenn!

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory, but I mean you could never park anywhere near the place!

Thursday, March 31, 2005

Random Story

So I was just surfing around looking for some funny bathroom stories to tell Adam, when I came across this great analogy of buffalo and why we should drink:
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
Is this not the most intersting thing that you have ever read! I was quite impressed. Do you know what esle is quite impressive while we are on the topic of impressing, I watched all of Season 2 of 24 in 2 days! Count it....2 days! Is that not impressive or what? We are talking 16 hours on Tuesday and followed by another 8 last night! After this abundant amount of 24 it was followed up with a small dosage of The Incredibles! Yea that's right my Mom bought it for me! Do you know what else I bought though the other day, Napoleon Dynamite, along with Legally Blonde, but not just LB 1 I bought Legally Blonde 2 as well!!!! I am such a girl!
Yesterday I went on a Dollar Store Crawl (kinda like a pub crawl minus the liquor and sustitute the shirts for price stickers) with Lindsay. We had to look around for accessories for my Havanna Girls Night!!! I sooooo found a bunch of stuff too I love it! I was quite disapointed though because all of the Dollar Stores carry different stuff (i.e. rocks). Here is what happened: I was in the mood for doing some arts and crafts so I decided to make a pretty flower thing to go in my room. Anyways I was going to buy some rocks at The Great Canadien Dollar Store ( at this time I did not know what I was going to make, I just liked the rocks), I got to the counter and decided not to get them. We go to the Dollarama and well I found some really pretty flowers there and well then I needed the rocks......boy was I not impressed. So there we have it I did get my rocks though because luckily my mom was at Walmart and I got her to pick me up some which may I add are much nicer looking then the ones that were at the Dollar Store. I think this is a long enough post for today, I have been slack lately. Later Dayz!! xox

Thursday, March 17, 2005

Hmmmm interesting?

First off I would like to point out that today in St. Patrick's Day as well it is Patrick Cahill Connolly Esc's birthday. Big shout out to St. John's to him "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BIG 20"! Today I would also like to point out that it was the funneral for Mrs. Lingley, and I know that some of you haven't had the opportunity to be in her class, but she was my homeroom teacher in Grade 9, she was awesome! The funneral was really sad there were so many people in the church that they had an overflow area in the basement with speakers set up. I saw Mrs. Butler there, and I don't know wat it is but Mrs. B is just so amazing that I just started to cry when I saw her. She is just one of those people that touch you and you miss so much that you start to cry when you see them I guess. I chatted it up with her for a couple of minutes and then it was time to start. I have to say that I am so glad that I had the opportunity to meet such a wonderful person. Mr. Davis gave an amazing ulogy (I don't really know how to spell that), it was funny but yet at the same time was serious. She will be missed.
Last night I worked, it was quite the night. First of all it was super dead at the begining og the night and all I did was put clothes away. Then when it actually started to get busy our debit machine had some system problems grrrrrr. To end off the night of all nights, one of our lights (huge one on a track) decided to ummm I dunno fall down. Not cool it almost hit a customer. So anyways the dumbass whoever put them up in the first place only screwed it into gyprock, smart I know right. So it was hang from one wire and this electriction (his wife was in the store) said that if that breaks off then we would lose the power for the whole store. So I haven't been talking to anyone today but I would imagine that mall maintenance fixed it all up!!!
It has been a sad couple of days I mean the whole Mrs.Lingley thing, and then Duce (last name Doucette) got sentenced a year for Amp's death, on Monday it was one year for Jane (it only seems like yesterday) and then Napoleon Dynamtie died, and then my canablistic fish died Jawz, he was a good little crazy fish. That is enough for today......later dayz!

Monday, March 14, 2005

Boringest March Break Ever...

So while everyone was away relaxing on a beach somewhere, I along with some fellow companions was at home doing notta! I must say when you can read a book in one day....that is pretty bad, and you lead a sad life. Geeeeeez! I did have a good time hanging out with John though and I did get to go see Be Cool, and watch Saw (both were disapointing). The highlite of the week though had to be Saturday night at Juss's house and then a little tripsey to the ole dirt mile. Hooray Adam and Julz went and actually had fun! I was driving that night and for a sober night (usually ends up tragic), I actually had a blast! Haha until some random guy tripped over his own shoe (why wasn't he wearing his shoe in the first place?) and I was sent streaming backwards towards the floor, if it was not for the meraculous save by the lovely Lindsay I would have hit the floor like a bunch of bricks; instead I landed gracefully on the nice goo enshrouded floor. GROSSSSS! Bamboozled as to what had happen, I got up, had a little snicker and asked him "What was that for"? He kindley responded "Hey man I tripped over my shoe", and then apologized and kissed my hand. Stupid boy, who trips over a shoe, wait.....their own shoe?
Later on that night I drove everyone home and then McKay and I had a sleepover and sate pizza pockets, caesar salad, and fish cakes (hahaha that's for you BeBe). You can imagine how that smelled.....not pretty! The next morning we went to McDonald's for breakfast (making it with like 2 minutes left) and McKay definelty got the That's So Raven sunglasses and gave them to me. Yea that's right they are purple and heart shaped, oh and did I mention beautiful! So those are the headlines for my week. And today was back to class, haha I so wrote a paper in 2 hours, and I think it was the best paper that I wrote all year. One thing though I hate it when you go to the 3rd floor HH computer lab and it's full, and then the second floor one, also full, then I venture all the way over to the library, oh wait here it comes.....full too! So I walk all over campus (it's tiny I know, but it was a lot of walking considering this is me) and finally went over to the ole Irving Hall lab and hooray the last computer just my luck! This just bugged me because half of the people in the labs were on MSN....I know right, like really, do you think I had the right to kick them off??? Hmmm I think yes but refuse to start a confrontation. Anyways this is long enough for now, I'm going to study!!!! To avoid the turmoil that goes along with the closing I have took it upon myself to use all of the following (so back off Adam and Pat! jk) I bid you adieu, adios, bye-bye, cheerio, farewell, gluckliche reise, godspeed, happy landing, tsetchem leshalom, bon voyage, ciao, eighty-eights (???), parting, so long, swan song (???), toodle-oo, bye bye, OUT.......

Kisses to ma girl BeBe! Gorgeous! Posted by Hello

The girls!!! Some are missin' :'( Posted by Hello

Awwwwww Lefty and Julz. Posted by Hello

WOOPS! Don't worry she liked it! Posted by Hello

THAT'S A LOT OF BOOB GRABBING! Posted by Hello

Sunday, March 06, 2005

Look!

Scroll down to after the pics to see what they are about! Way too much time on my hands I know this!!!

Do it!! Just try and guess them.... Posted by Hello

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Here ya go just try and guess them!!!! Posted by Hello

Name That Show!

Here is an interesting post for you guys! Above are some pics of my favorite cartoons from when I was little. I'm in a war with the kids at school because they don't believe me that these exist, so if you can name all of them I will be presently surprised. Good luck, just give it a shot!

Thursday, March 03, 2005

GoRgEoUs!!!!!!

I had my photoshoot yesterday! It was awesome, the photographer said that I was very photogenic, perhaps my pic will make it on the cover? haha yea right wishfull thinking. So I have been pretty busy lately with midterms and babysitting and working, wow that's alot! As long as I write comments though it's cool, not like I'm slacking that bad right? Oh well whatever. March break starts in t-minus 1 day and Iam soooo going out this weekend, and yes Adam you are coming to the mile, even if I have to tie you up and drag you there myself! While I am on the topic of Adam actually....who really cares whether him or Patrick say the whole"A-Town"/"Peace out" bit.

  1. Everyone says that.
  2. Why can't you guys just share?
  3. What does A-Town even mean?

There now that I got that off my mind I would like to state Adam that I sooooo started the whole later dayz thing until now you decide to use it/Rob Flannagan?? Not cool, maybe I should just stick with the whole "J Jew out" (reference to Ryan Seacrest...."Seacrest Out!") you have to admit though it does sound better with J Jew, like come on really.

I think it's going to be a pretty boring March break for me, nobody is home. Like the only girls are Justine, Megan, and I. Also Iam working a lot and I have to read a book and write 2 papers on it. Exactly how I wanted to spend my March break. Damn you Air Canada and not having any seats available! I wanted to go to my dad's, but that's not going to happen now. Oh well looks like I'll have to make due with what I got right.

On a positive note yesterday while taking my 2 hour break in the cafeteria Jeff, Nestor, Mullet, Hans, Row Boat, Shawn, I sat around and said movie lines the whole time (mostly Napoleon Dynamite)!! What fun it was, especically because Mullet can sound exactly like Kip and Napoleon, which reminds me I met a guy named Pedro yesterday!!! I also met a guy named Sheikh (pronounced Shake), he was a pretty funny guy. We called him Milk Shake!

We interrupt this blog to bring you a special news bulletin... News just in I now have no one to go out with on Saturday because Lindsay is not going to be home now. GRRRRRRR this makes me soooo angry because I was looking forward to this for like 3 weeks now becuase I haven't gone out in over a month. This has ruined my mood now I am outta here..........LATER DAYZ!!!!!!!!